atlasofvanity:

Godzilla is about two horny reptiles and an agressive cockblocking frog.

sore-wa-sugoi-desu-ne:

IDK HOW GIRLFRIENDS WORK

WHO DOES?!

  • me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
  • me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
  • me at the beach: is there wi-fi
  • me at family parties: is there wi-fi
  • me at school: is there wi-fi
  • me in hell: is there wi-fi

one day i aspire to shop price high to low

(via ap0logizing)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via pegboardnerds)

dunwall:

mom, dad… id like u to meet my boyfriend *turns on favourite videogame*

(via biosshock)